This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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