Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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