why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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