i don't like sucking hair
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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