apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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