Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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