Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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