Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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