Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize