dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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