belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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