I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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