Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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