he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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