we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
this boner is exhausting
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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