Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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