Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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