who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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