new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
i think i just lost a toe
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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