Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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