bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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