cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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