Dual....:-)
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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