lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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