question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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