a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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