oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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