just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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