i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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