this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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