Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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