they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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