Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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