he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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