that's an acceptable place to lick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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