he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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