I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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