Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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