i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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