That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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