I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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