I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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