How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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