New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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