I wish I only lived at night.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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