Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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