i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Farmville is her only friend.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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