Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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