You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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