I got chris browned last night
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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