i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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