the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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