so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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