Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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