I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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