im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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