i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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